This truck makes me so so sad and full of WHY WHY!?!?

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
01/31/2014 at 10:07 • Filed to: None

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Huge wing, Wal-mart chrome add-ons, parked terribly, and that license plate...

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:08

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Wait. You're in Alberta and there isn't snow?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:10

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At least the chrome add-ons all match. Also, that color is cromulent with the Dodge Daytona, so the giant wing gets 1/10 of a point.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > thebigbossyboss
01/31/2014 at 10:10

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It was a couple months ago, just found the picture again.


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:10

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I am digging that exhaust though.

Someone got a Pep Shop Boys gift-card for Christmas.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/31/2014 at 10:11

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But it is not even the Daytona package on the truck. No Daytona had a wing that big.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:11

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The spoiler is just hopeless.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Taylor Hedgie
01/31/2014 at 10:12

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Its not bad but the trim piece around it looks like its not centred, seen the truck again last night, pic is a few months old


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > thebigbossyboss
01/31/2014 at 10:14

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It's reaching for the stars ;)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:15

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What I'm saying is, the wing is scale size to the pickup correct when compared with the original Dodge Charger Daytona. Verite', it's how a pickup version of the Dodge Daytona should look.

Except he doesn't have a racing stripe and his wheels aren't Cragars. ONE. STAR.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/31/2014 at 10:18

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Gotcha, but its a 5000 pound truck, HOW MUCH DOWN FORCE DO YOU NEED!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:20

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It's not about downforce, it's about the dream of needing that much downforce. Picture in your mind - a 200mph 4-door Dodge truck. Can you see it? If you build it, they will come...


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/31/2014 at 10:26

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The SRT-10 was close, but one day, one day it will be mine.


Kinja'd!!! Pedro Rafael > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 10:27

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Well, at least it doesn't have truck nuts...

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Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > Pedro Rafael
01/31/2014 at 10:45

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Correct, but it does have a massive erection on the bed.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Pedro Rafael
01/31/2014 at 10:45

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No this one has a nut in the drivers seat


Kinja'd!!! Hey Julie > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 12:19

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Would daily drive


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 12:26

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That license plate is just so bad though.


Kinja'd!!! TwoFortified > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/31/2014 at 19:20

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Why?

A) It's a truck. Trucks leave the factory floor dumb.

B) It's his (dumb) truck, let him do whatever (dumb) stuff he wants to it.